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Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.
Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!
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tittywompus

When one breast is noticeably lower than the other, crooked, or one breast is noticeably larger than the other.
Dustin: Did you see that chicks tatterz?
Jared: Yah man, those things were all tittywompus.

tittywompus by Jared A. April 2, 2008

Tittywampus

In a circumstance where a ladies breast hits you in the face accidentally.
I was laid in bed last night and the wife jumped in next to me, her breast hit me in the face and gave me a right tittywampus.
Tittywampus by Dr Loverocket March 26, 2021

Tittywompis 

Lop-sided, screwed up, crazy.
To be out of wack.
(ex. Your face is all tittywompis)
Tittywompis by Jboo February 20, 2008

tittywompus

Any adult man with large feminine breasts. Most commonly accompanied by morbid obesity and a plethra of extremely coarse and dark body hair. Can fit the description of Hagrid from the Harry potter series.
Here comes Tittywompus.
tittywompus by armpitpolice May 8, 2010

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026