Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.

Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013

Tittywampus

In a circumstance where a ladies breast hits you in the face accidentally.

I was laid in bed last night and the wife jumped in next to me, her breast hit me in the face and gave me a right tittywampus.

by Dr Loverocket March 26, 2021