tittywompus
When one breast is noticeably lower than the other, crooked, or one breast is noticeably larger than the other.
tittywompus by Jared A. April 2, 2008
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tittywompus
Any adult man with large feminine breasts. Most commonly accompanied by morbid obesity and a plethra of extremely coarse and dark body hair. Can fit the description of Hagrid from the Harry potter series.
Here comes Tittywompus.
tittywompus by armpitpolice May 8, 2010
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Kittywompus by Julie Salinas March 30, 2009
Tittywampus
Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.
Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!
Tittywampus by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013
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Titywompus by Mirandamaeee March 22, 2009
Tittywampus
I was laid in bed last night and the wife jumped in next to me, her breast hit me in the face and gave me a right tittywampus.
Tittywampus by Dr Loverocket March 26, 2021
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