armpitpolice's definitions

tittywompus

Any adult man with large feminine breasts. Most commonly accompanied by morbid obesity and a plethra of extremely coarse and dark body hair. Can fit the description of Hagrid from the Harry potter series.

Here comes Tittywompus.

by armpitpolice May 8, 2010

flurry

A 50/50 mix of diarrhea and flatulent gas.

I think I'm about to flurry in my pants.

by armpitpolice May 3, 2010