crooked

1. A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.
2. A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.

1. "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces."
2. "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge."

by Diego August 14, 2003

crooked

the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing

by gooooglakis January 7, 2010

crooked

Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".

"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"

by gricha November 19, 2008

crooked

a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one

that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked shit

by DWatson March 18, 2005

crooked

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

by rach britt and daniela March 18, 2007

crooked

To be dirty<triffling>an underdog

If wen you was younger playing hide and go get some and the one who no one likes tells te teachr, they was crooked, cause they were hating

by BABY PAC November 30, 2003

crooked

(adj.) used to describe a particular circumstance or thing which one highly favors, most often a replacement for synonyms such as good, preferable, awesome, etc.

"Man, that new PS2 game is crooked to the max, dog!"

"Did you notice how sexy that girl was!? She is totally crooked!"

"DUDE! Your new ride is crooked, man!"

"Yo momma sure can cook one damn crooked meal!"

by Anger E September 29, 2006