Teebing

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Standing outside a crowd of people talking where nobody in the crowd likes you. Pretending to be in the crowd and actually having friends.

We were all talking about the game last night when we noticed that Jimmy was Teebing the fuck out of us. We told his ass to leave.

Teebing by JewSlayer666 October 9, 2008

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Teebin' It

Jerking off.

I knocked on Nate's door, but he didn't answer. I think he was teebin' it in there.

Teebin' It by Scini January 9, 2009

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Teefing

To steal something.

He's been teefing all the sweets

Teefing by Wayne5459 July 5, 2018

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Teeing Off

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.

Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!

Teeing Off by Forestwhittakerforprez69 December 14, 2009

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Teeing

When a Person stands on an object, with his arms out like they are Crucified. The New Planking

Started by: Josue L, Ryan G, Graham B, Ollie A, and Kosta R

Worlds Best/Largest Teeing (Tee), Christ the Redeemer (Cristo Redentor. Rio, Brazil)

Teeing by Zabatsue August 19, 2011

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TEBbing

The act of feeling, pinching, annoying, or otherwise causing discomfort to someone who has TEBs. See TEB.

The mean teenager was TEBbing his peers. It was funny and sad at the same time.

TEBbing by TEBfan June 25, 2008

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TEEKING

The act of one-upping or outperforming a troll. Trolling a troll for the purpose of offending or annoying them, often skillfully using their own techniques and strategies.

BEN: "Did you see that horribly offensive post that troll Erik posted?"
ART: "Fuck yeah I did! But it was hilarious my sister was teeking him all day!

TEEKING by Teekums June 20, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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