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Women's secret source of power over men. Having the right tits often results in social and economic gain.
by Anonymous October 01, 2003
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something that is really easy

derived from the fact that getting to second base is easy
Person 1:So how was the test?
Person 2:It was tit, I definately aced it.
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Proof of the existence of god.
by El Freak October 24, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A female's breast's used to produce milk and sexual pleasure men or women
Kiersten : Hey Chad like my new blouse?
Chad : Wow it really show's how truly amazing your Tits really are!
Kiersten : Well aren't you gonna play with them?
Chad : Like you had to ask!
Kiersten : Oh Chad! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Squeeze Them Harder Oh Yeah You Like My Tits Don't Ya!
Chad : I Wanna Suck Them!!!
Kiersten: Oh Chad go ahead!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMMMM! Delicious!!
Chad's Wife : What The Fuck Is Going On Here!
Kiersten : Nothing Chad's just admiring my Tits!
Chad's Wife : I told you to get a gallon of milk and you do this!
Chad : Well they were out so Kiersten offered some!
Chad's Wife : Fuck You!
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1:womens breasts
2:good, tight, cool, awesome, off the meat rack
1:yo man, u see da tits on that gurl?!
2:yo i just picked up that new game, shit is tits!
by G-FLO September 08, 2004
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Cushiony, soft, sexy pillows of love.
Phil wasnt really listening to Sam. She was too boing too talk to, so he staed at her tits. Mmm Tits...
by me@home August 07, 2007
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protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes
other terms for tits
US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers

UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers

FRANCE: Boules

SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

JAPAN: Chi-chis

CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)

RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis

ICELAND: Bublur
by Adam August 10, 2004
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