9 definitions by Teekums
When everything around you seems to go wrong all at once, often, but not always, as a result of using crystal meth. Not to be confused with “circling the drain”, as being “shwampied” refers more towards small scale events that happen in a single day.
Lindsay: “My cellphone speaker broke, my tv has the black screen of death, my car window got stuck down, I have to get tested for COVID-19, my microwave quit working, and I lost my vape!”
Teek: “Wow, girl, you got shwampied!”
Teek: “Wow, girl, you got shwampied!”
by Teekums October 19, 2020
When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.
"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."
by Teekums September 1, 2017
What inevitably happens when you start using or relapse on drugs and quickly go down hill, losing everything you own.
by Teekums July 1, 2020
The act of one-upping or outperforming a troll. Trolling a troll for the purpose of offending or annoying them, often skillfully using their own techniques and strategies.
BEN: "Did you see that horribly offensive post that troll Erik posted?"
ART: "Fuck yeah I did! But it was hilarious my sister was teeking him all day!
ART: "Fuck yeah I did! But it was hilarious my sister was teeking him all day!
by Teekums June 20, 2017
When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"
"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."
"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"
"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."
"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."
by Teekums February 2, 2017
“Looking forward to hocowing my girl tonight.”
“I’m ready for my date tonight, I’m gonna be hocowing for sure!”
“I’m ready for my date tonight, I’m gonna be hocowing for sure!”
by Teekums August 27, 2020
Bro I was banging this chick last night and didn’t have a condom, so I pulled out a blosdom instead.
by Teekums July 1, 2019