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magic tallow 

Using the fat rolls of an extremely obese person to masturbate, preferably using lard as lubricant
I took a ride on the magic tallow last night.
magic tallow by conman2305 May 5, 2016

Pulling a tallow

When you're a particular snowflake who just wont understand when told by others (specially mods or admins) to drop a subject, for being too edgy or questionable in a chat. And you get yourself banned from said chat or group for it.
Person 1: Oh that person was being a little too edgy and they wouldn't listen to the warnings and got themselves kicked.
Person 2: Oh ZAAAMMNNNN... they must have been pulling a tallow!
Pulling a tallow by MrDEEZNUTS January 24, 2026

tallywhacker 

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.
Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.
tallywhacker by Ron April 1, 2004
To swallow from two sources at the same time.
"Did you see her twallow those two bottles of beer?"
"Yeah, she is an amazing twallower!"

tallon zek times 

1. A most wonderous, desirable place of mutual happiness and affection. Frequented often by amiable, pleasant well-mannered gentlemen.

2. A pathetic cesspool of loathsome, foul, pitiful excuses for human beings. A squalid wasteland inhabited by repulsive freaks.
Some say that when you take a shit, it goes through the pipes and eventually ends up in Tallon Zek Times.
tallon zek times by SearyxZek September 13, 2003
Tallon isn’t doing anything illegal YET
Tallon by Talcat April 11, 2019