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TallonKarrde

an orgasnism that produces a magical semen

This semen,nicknamed "gew" that can reduce hunger & thirst. Among this power, it can also be an alternative to CPR, revive corpses, shapeshift into any weapon, grant wishes, clean any surface, bubbles up in the bath, allows you to breathe when you normally wouldn't be able to, makes you less ugly, and spreads smiles across the land whenenver it has been ejaculated.

When a TallonKarrde excited, it's penis releases this gew in an eruption that is more powerful than any volcano.
You cum like a TallonKarrde
TallonKarrde by Toreru November 10, 2008
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TallonKarrde

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Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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