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1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.
Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.
by Ron April 01, 2004
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a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs
"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"
by tania January 26, 2004
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a PENIS, a penis used to whack
My god look...Gilded Tally Whackers.
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
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A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.
by cyphercube November 06, 2003
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part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies
I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.
by robbo December 07, 2003
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archaic term (southern U.S.)meaning "penis"
by Hugo T. Hackenbush July 10, 2003
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A stick used to count bunches of bananas as they were loaded on banana boats. The workers were paid by the bunch.
Come Mr. Talley Man and Tally Me Banana.
by Charles January 04, 2005
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