Ron's definitions

chiv

A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.

The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.

Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.

A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.

Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.

There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.

by Ron April 27, 2004

Rusty Rose

The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.

What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.

by Ron November 26, 2003

frowd

casually rubbing your genitals on another person when you walk by

My gay hairdresser likes to frowd me when he does my hair!

by Ron December 6, 2003

The City

People who think Long Island is Upstate.

I guess Long Island is upstate

by Ron March 28, 2005

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007

crunkcunt

a drunk,loaded,smacked, or high woman

crunk
"drunk"

cunt itself means
"Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language"

anna nicole was a crunkcunt but now that she doesn't get smacked she isn't

by Ron March 2, 2005

waldrop

one who gives rusty trombones,blumpkinswhen he isn't being fisted or biting a pillow

look at that fag he's such a waldrop

by ron September 15, 2004