Definitions by Ron

cook a turkey with gravy  

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

cook a turkey with gravy by Ron March 27, 2007

Mullet

Anyone who does something really lamely,as though they were retarded.

Andruw Jones is the mullet playing center for the Braves,oh look,he dropped another one.

Mullet by Ron November 18, 2006

struffet 

Another definition of the word slut or whore as introduced by modern day philospher/pornstar Ron Walker

Rachel Mcneil is a fuckin struffet.
Wow, look at the tits on that that struffet!
Did you know that struffet likes facials?
Get over here and give me some brain struffet.

struffet by Ron August 5, 2006

friendster 

the website myspace replaced.

fuck friendster. join myspace!

friendster by ron June 11, 2006

frat boy 

A college student who is a member of a fraternity. Basically, frat boys just wanna have fun and kick it with the sorority girls ;). They can be normally found in their natural habitat passed out on a bench, soccer field, couch, or in front of the Public Safety office (I aint saying nothing).

Dude, that frat boy passed out on my bed again...ahh what the fuck.

frat boy by Ron June 10, 2006

beaver cough 

n. A flatulant like expulsion of air from the Vagina. Usually, and hopefully, odorless, the beaver cough is caused by air being trapped in the Vagina by the vacuum created when penetration occurs during intercourse.

The other night when I was slam - fucking Michelle, I pulled out to nut on her face when I heard a beaver cough.

beaver cough by Ron May 10, 2006

AA gun 

an abbreviation for
anti aircraft gun

tanks carry aa guns
to take down enemy aircraft

AA gun by ron June 28, 2005