Stoasted 

Like SHAMMERED but it's with pot! like if you smoke few bowls of really dank stuff and you get just totally STOASTED!

Wow! i smoked 4 bowls and I think i'm still high! Damn i got stoasted!

Stoasted by einsBAMF69 December 8, 2010

Sloasted

when someone has been both slayed and roasted

Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!

Sloasted by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010

Swoasted

roasted in a swag-like manner.

You just got swoasted.

Swoasted by mapmaster160 December 31, 2017

Swoasted

Swag roasted. When your burn someone in such a cool way that the word “roasted” just isn’t sufficient enough.

Person 1: *nags person 2 to say excuse me 50 times a day*
Person 2: “Who’re you dating?”
Person 1: “I don’t have a boyfriend”
Person 2: “Ever wonder why that is? Boom swoasted”

Swoasted by SquarePumpkin December 31, 2017

stwasted 

being stoned and wasted at the same time.

pronounced st-wast-ed, quickly.

being stwasted tends to lead to awful decisions, poor motor skills, and memory loss of what happened during your stwasted adventures!

1. 'Ugh i was so stwasted i made out with half the party last night!'

2. Don't be stwasted and drive!

3. You shouldn't get stwasted too often, it destroys your lungs AND your liver.

stwasted by AliIsColourful January 12, 2011

Stoated 

To get so drunk you perceive inanimate objects as stoats or other woodland animals, and punch them out of fear

I got so stoated last night, the little bastards were everywhere!

Stoated by The_Gene_Genie March 4, 2011

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good) 

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good) by Dongo December 3, 2005