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When you fail something easy that everyone around you has succeeded. It can also mean when you mess up something easy, causing a negative outcome on others.
Splunken literally means to be bad at something that everyone around you is good at or to mess up something easy that effects others. Dunkin splunkend the group project we worked so hard on.
Splunken by SeaCake June 12, 2021
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Spunkenzwunk 

A word not even Google knows! Spunkenzwunk is a very universal word, similar to "stuff", but you can also use it to cuss (see examples).
(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?

(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!
Spunkenzwunk by t-nu September 17, 2007
The word uttered directly after "plenty" on a European Skin Flick, immediately after the lead male has deposited his load onto the waiting female.
Ooh, aaah, jah, das is gut, ohh, ooh ooh ohh ohhhh MMMEEEEUURRRRR!! Planty spunken!!
spunken by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.
cunt splunker by poolaholic March 18, 2015

Splunkerkadoodles!! 

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.
Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

Splunker 

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.
It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!
Splunker by Grondinelli January 24, 2009
Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.
Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.
splunked by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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