Slowbering 

The painful act of sobering up at work after a night of raunchy debauchery.

"Hey Austin, ready for work?"

"Suck it Margaret, I'm slowbering up."

*insert uppercut*

Slowbering by Austin Hake June 30, 2008

slabbering 

Northern Irish slang for talking shit

Will you quit yer slabbering?

slabbering by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014

Sobering

something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.

"You are utterly SOBERING"

Sobering by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005

slobbering Jabba tongue 

The term used to describe when a female porn star smears mooze lusciously around her lower lip and chin with her tongue, while grunting seductively.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.

1)I can't help but mooze when I see a slobbering Jabba Tongue.

2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.

slobbering Jabba tongue by Chad Valiant February 3, 2004

Slowbroing

A girl blows you while you slowly play your saxophone.

Robert was slowbroing all night long.

Slowbroing by Kon Artist November 18, 2014

Soybering 

When those of the soy persuasion perform acts of online cyber sexual roleplay (cybering). Usually involves fetishizing being a victim, skinny jeans, extremely detailed/delusional self-descriptions, being cucked by strangers, monologuing.

"I was trying to cyber with that dude who wears eye-liner to the gym, but he kept soybering about how we could make things work, even if I took a black lover."

Soybering by Larry The Unstable Guy January 26, 2021

Slumbering Yak 

When a women passes out on the toilet and pukes in her panties.

When Dixon's wife came home late and drunk, he worried how she had gotten grass and mud into her panties, however on closer inspection he realized she had fallen victim to being a slumbering yak

Slumbering Yak by noxid July 3, 2007