7 definitions by Larry The Unstable Guy
After gaping a sex-partners Anus with your big-ol schlonger, you take a massive pull on your honey-melon-strawberry-breeze favored vape and blow the huge cloud into their gape.
by Larry The Unstable Guy September 5, 2019
by Larry The Unstable Guy June 25, 2021
When those of the soy persuasion perform acts of online cyber sexual roleplay (cybering). Usually involves fetishizing being a victim, skinny jeans, extremely detailed/delusional self-descriptions, being cucked by strangers, monologuing.
"I was trying to cyber with that dude who wears eye-liner to the gym, but he kept soybering about how we could make things work, even if I took a black lover."
by Larry The Unstable Guy January 27, 2021
While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.
"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."
"You have all the luck with women."
by Larry The Unstable Guy March 30, 2021
When a menstruating female yanks out her tampon in a communal shower and stomps it down the grated drain.
by Larry The Unstable Guy February 9, 2021
A teacup where the handle can only hold three fingers and the cup can only hold two tea bags worth of tea.
by Larry The Unstable Guy February 9, 2021
by Larry The Unstable Guy January 10, 2021