Reverse Heimlich 

The Reverse Heimlich Maneuver is a very sophisticated First Aid technique that directly precedes the administration of the official Heimlich Maneuver. Here is how it works. Upon noticing a hot girl choking run up to her and stand face to face. Grab her around the waist and repeatedly thrust your erect penis into her vaginal area.

After ejaculating say, “My bad!” Then spin her around and administer the official Heimlich. This technique works whether you actually know the proper Heimlich Maneuver or not. Just have your fun, spin her around and make it look like you simply attempted the official Heimlich incorrectly.

OMG! Phil just pulled a perfectly executed Reverse Heimlich on that guy’s wife and somehow didn't get knocked out!

Reverse Heimlich by Missile Titties January 29, 2015

Reverse Heimlich 

Akin to it's counterpart, the standard Heimlich Maneuver, the Reverse Heimlich is also administered to handle undesirable blockages... but not of the throat or airway. The intended purpose of this unique maneuver is to relieve blockage of the bowls by turning the afflicted upside down, and squeezing their stomach in the same motion as the Standard Heimlich, but in the direction of the anus instead- with the desired result being relief from extreme bouts of constipations.

Following a pizza binge, Sam hadn't defecated in weeks! Luckily, John was able to apply the Reverse Heimlich and things proceeded smoothly.

Reverse Heimlich by Aeithos March 16, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004