this

something you can't touch.

"can't touch this" -MC Hammer

by CPast101 June 14, 2009

this

A shorthand way of saying you agree with someone else's opinion. Often found online on message boards and chatrooms, but can also be used in real life.

Major.Trollster: OBAMMA IZ TEH N00B!
Sockpuppet_01: this

Jessie: "Cold Stone Creamery is way better than Ben & Jerry's."
James (pointing at Jessie): "This."

by BornBlitzed August 11, 2010

this

Not that.

That which is not this, is that.

by scout01 March 12, 2010

this

A pronoun which you can put at the end of any noun and make it sound like a derogatory statement. The practical outline of such a statement is: {insert noun} this. Usually a physical gesture follows the statement.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: *grabs crotch* Homework this.

Parent: Did you go to school today?
Kid: *scratches nuts* School this.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006

this

Something you can go with, as opposed to "THAT"

"You can go with this, or you can go with that."

by MozeeAtupu February 13, 2010

this

A word used in java and other programing languages to reference the current object. Can be used in real life to explain certain situations.

Kid 1: "Where are we?"
Kid 2: "this"

by BigNigJ December 11, 2007

this

something you will never get

"my retard cousin bilo we keep him in cage, and my sister she show him her vagine and say 'lalalala you will never get this, you will never get this' but one day he break out and he get this."

by Dr Raptor Jesus April 1, 2009