Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs
An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration
sufficiently to produce musical notes both through
exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The
traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.
Darla is a queefsongstress of
exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.
Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was
running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic
enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.
♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫