Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs
An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce
musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of
simple wind instruments. The traditional
Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.
Darla is a queefsongstress of exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.
Ivanka’s halfwitted
brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the
party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.
♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫