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when a person acts in a way that insults their own intelligence
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Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
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Being happy with the current moment whether it's how you're wanting it to go or nor. Loving what you're doing or at least something about it. Spend some days outside every now and then just because. with neighbors friends or family.
That sort of stuff that makes you say, "man, what a good day." -simple
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One who is not very smart
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A word first coined by Gnostic Bishop Tau Tia L Douglass in 2007.

Made up from the word SIMian and PeopPLE = Simple

Those whose genes are from simians, mixed with those of first humans to evolve.
Simples are of low intelligence and these make up the vast majority of the human population. They can not think for themselves, they need to be told what to do in all areas of life. They can be caring towards others, or violent depending on up bringing and mix of genes.

Another word for - Sheeple.

A Simple is - A person of low intelligence who can not think for themselves.

Simples - A group of people who can not think for themselves.
The Simples watch the news on TV and believe all of it, without question.

Talking to a Simple about world events, is like talking to a brick wall.
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as in not complicated.
"god! why don't you get it?!?! it's so simple... I wanna DO you! do i have to spell it out for you?"
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A word used to belittle someone who isn't in fact, 'simple', usually by people who fit the adjective themselves.
Person superior in intelligence, culture and wit: You really are a pointless, thick, ugly piece of scum. Why don't you leave me alone, you bullying scumbag.

Charv: Sorry that you are simple, like (but spoken in a coarse manner).

Ironic for the charv to call someone simple considering their lifestyles(binge drinking, generally yobbery and scum-baggery).

Reference: Kirkley Hall Agriculture College, Northumberland.
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