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1.
/ˈhæpən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn
–verb (used without object)

to ejaculate; to cum;jizz.
Casually:
Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl."
Chris: "You win."

In exclamation:
Tyler: "That just happened!"
by Brahmastra October 19, 2009
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2.
a word typically used to discribe something that happened, the word tends to describe something that negitive but can also work in a positive situation
1.your friend just got dumped by his girlfriend, appropriate response "happens."
2.you just lost the winning soccer goal"happens."
by tiffanijo November 28, 2007
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3.
the verb in the idiom "something to happen (to a person)"

meaning "(of a person) to experience death or some other misfortune; a euphemism"
If something were to happen to my husband, how would we make ends meet?
by jon12345bailey March 16, 2013
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4.
Of Northern Ontario origin. Meant to indicate an intent to complete some activity. Derived loosely from "make it happen"
A. Can someone get me another beer?
B. I can happen that
by Sauce December 29, 2004
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5.
(Alkaloid slang) vi. 1. to do life as a performance piece. 2. to collaborate artistically or spend social time. 3. to be romantically involved with. n. 1. a performance, party or other event
"Keep happenin' scout."
"You happen with that banshee?"
"That was a hinque happen last night at your hop."
by Brock Guilfoyle January 04, 2006
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