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what you tell people to do when they are being annoying
Jackie SHUT, you are so annoying.
by yourmom2934756324890 July 07, 2006
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what you should do to the big gaping hole in your face. aka your mouth.
K shut, I wasn't asking.
by SHUTMUCH July 10, 2006
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shut the face before i pwn it.
by negro June 17, 2003
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Shut is the ultimate word to annoy somebody. If you really want to piss somebody off, you will use "Shut".
Boy: Mom, guess what?
Mom: What?
Boy: Shuttttttttttttttt.
by PepsiMan July 24, 2012
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Assumed to roughly be the same as telling someone to shut up although this has not been confirmed. Further observation of organism designations 'the he' and 'the she' will be required to verify there are no alternative meanings.
Me: "lol you guys are lame."

The He: "shuts..."
by Aaron Weiss November 09, 2007
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by Mrianlz July 17, 2015
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To deposit semen via masturbation onto an inanimate object.
Dude, Bobby was so worked up by those strippers that he went home and shut the sheets.

Man, I totally shut that old burned out Penthouse I found in your closet.
by Shutmaster October 26, 2006
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