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1. swimming
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a way to stop from drowning
My boat sunk, so i started to swim
by Stu Aug 22, 2003 share this
2. swimming
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swimming a tiring sport. however statistics show that female swimmers have the most sexually active lifestyle. Go us!
OMG i have have swimming in an hour! and i dotn wanna go becuase im lazy!
by Elly O Jun 1, 2004 share this
3. swimming
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best sport in the world
by anonymous May 31, 2003 share this
4. swimming
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A highly unrecognized sport which requires one to be up at absurd hours of the day and in the pool multiple times during the day. The season lasts all year (12 months) for real swimmers. It makes the women look like men and the men look really hot, even when they shave their legs. The highest occurency rate of OCD, swimming is also known as "wall tagging."
~"Ew something smells like chlorine!!"
~"That's me, I had practice today at 4:30 am. But I have to go, I have practice again in 15 minutes. I have no life."
by guesswho Mar 30, 2005 share this
5. SWIMMING
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The hardest sport you could do. the best sport ever, and keeps you in shape.
If swimming were any easier it would be called football.
by Nicole Mar 29, 2005 share this
6. swimming
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The only sport where people pee without going to the restroom.
Let's have some beers and go swimming for a couple of hours. Yet none goes to the restoom.
by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005 share this
7. swimming
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sport that sounds sexual when talking about it. usually swimmers are best at sex (duh!)
about diving: throw yourself into it!

about backstroke starts: go under, give it four or five good hard thrusts, and then extend out ouf the water as hard as you can!
by genna Jan 25, 2005 share this
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