noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter
has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.