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A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.
I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.
pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009
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Pweaf • Pweef • peafowlstan • PEAF • Pwease • Pwaff • pwaffle • pweas • pwef • Peafer
A Babyish form of please that works well for people who need something.
Pwease, do this for me Pwease!
Pwease by JC January 15, 2004
Inverted Penis Queef
That pweef rumbled the couch cushions.
Pweef by gfaustus January 26, 2018
'i heard you're going to the movies with Kate tomorrow, are you gonna pwaff her?"
pwaff by fettywapp the girl lol February 18, 2019
A cute way of saying please.
"Can i pweas use dat?" or "Aww, pweas come to the dance with me"
pweas by ~Kirsten.P~ September 23, 2006
The proper word for a "peacock". Male Peafowls are called "Peacocks", and female Peafowls are called "Peahens". Peafowl chicks are called "Peachicks". Peacocks generally have a deep-blue body with bluish-green tail feathers, tan wings, reddish tails, and two small white stripes on each side of their face. Peahens are generally a dull brown with a white breast, a full-white face with a stripe going along their eyes, and black on the top of their heads. Peachicks are generally a brown as well with black specks along their feathers, a white breast, and a yellow face. The rarest color of Peafowl is the White Indian Peafowl as well as the Albino Peafowl. These are extremely rare and sometimes sold for thousands of dollars. Indian Blue Peafowls are commonly found in India and are a favorite in zoos all across the world.
"One of the favorites in our zoo is the Indian Blue Peafowl..."
Peafowl by anonymous May 18, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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