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1.
n. The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.
All right, who queafed??
by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001
 
2.
A suculent, hurricane-like blast hailing from the vaginal area.
Lucille, that's the loudest queaf I've ever heard!
by kellen bellen watermelon November 19, 2003
 
3.
n. Sudden expulsion of gaseous emissions from the front bottom. Also known as "FBI", or "Front Bottom Issue". Characterised by a softer, lower frequency noise than a standard fart and generally composed of ordinary air which has become trapped. Not usually flammable unless there is something amiss "down there".
Usage: "I enjoy a good queaf after dinner".
by Mikee D April 26, 2004
 
4.
the release of gasses via vagina
Charlotte frequently queafs during Pilates class and therefore sets the studio on fire.
by Laquishafisha September 24, 2005