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A sexual fetish involving post coital ingestion of your lovers fingernail or toenail clippings.
We pumed last night and I cut my mouth on that chicks toenail.
Pumed by TheCubanBurrito September 2, 2010
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Sal Si Puedes 

Also referred to as East Side San Jose. Sal Si Puedes is an old barrio in the East Side of San Jose. This neighborhood use to stretch from San Antonio St. to Ocala ave, and jackson ave to the 101 highway. Sal Si Puedes was a violent neighborhood that started all the way back since the 1940's during the "Pachuco Era" or until this date that is remembered. This neighbordhood was home to famous people such as "Cesar Chavez" and legendary Oldies & soul artist Clifford Coulter. Sal Si Puedes is sometimes referred to the whole East Side of San Jose, in which the East Side was only as big as the radius mentioned back before the 1960s. The name is hardly used and recognized today in which the neighborhood is more simply known as the "Story and King" radius or "El Corazon." Clifford Coulter made songs about the neighborhood such as "Sal Si puedes" "East Side San Jose" and "Alum Rock Park." Cesar Chavez started his movement in this neighborhood, and wrote a book called "Sal Si Puedes (Escape If You Can)"
Sal Si Puedes was the name of the barrio in what is now known as East Side San Jose or ESSJ

Sal Si Puedes in english is "Escape if you Can" in which East San Jose is the most active side of the city of San Jose.
Sal Si Puedes by mrchicano December 20, 2009
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Shit Pumped 

To get absolutely destroyed by something or lose by a great margin. Usually used in competition, like hockey.
We fucken shit pumped those pussy's last night 8-1 eh.
Shit Pumped by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009

pumped on mic

to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles
lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max
pumped on mic by muph August 4, 2021

Pumped Up Kicks 

A song made by Foster The People named after the luxury footwear. It's known for it's particularly upbeat yet unsettling musical composition/instrumental, and dark lyrics regarding a troubled youth named "Robert" who has fantasies of shooting up his school.

If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.
Ted: "I got my pumped up kicks"

Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up Kicks reach into his backpack."
Thoroughgoing; complete & total; the real deal; absolute. Also referred to as pure-D.
It was puredee comedy.
puredee by Hey Mrs. Parker December 6, 2018

Pumpdoghazel 

"Great party Martha, it was totally pumpdoghazel!"
Pumpdoghazel by Cerealfordays March 27, 2019
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