A Lewis is abnormally funny, cute, level minded, sexy and great at checkers. A Lewis is a very rare creature, usually found deep in busy cities. They prefer to come out at night, and can usually be lured in with offers of cheap alcohol.
Hunter 1, 'hey let catch ourselves a lewis tonight'
Hunter 2, 'Great lets start $1 beers'
Person who takes copious amounts of anabolic steroids, resulting in excessive amount of body acne, recessive hair loss and disappearance of testes. A Lewis also spends all day revising for exams that he doesn't even have. He also has a fetish for porn involving drug addicts.
"Hey Lewis, how's it going"
"Terrible! These steroids are wreaking havoc with my penis. I can't even get it up to Ron Jeremy's best bits!"
One who is a master of drunken adventures. The adventure is normally to places of which little is known about. The pale skin of one is a beacon in the dark to all fellow adventurers. Known to have caught a keystalope, a lewis can be very cocky at times, but is still a valuable friend to have. Sometimes called kings, a Lewis will always be in search of a wild time.
That adventure was exactly like a lewis adventure.