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Date: An audition for sex.
In preparation for his big date, Johnny brushed his tooth with great care.
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Two people getting together for an activity when the possibility of romance between them has been broached but not ruled out. Since the exploration of romance is the purpose of a date, merely asking someone out on a date is sufficient to broach the subject. Dates may or not continue once a couple have entered into a romantic relationship. The word "date" may be used to identify a get together between two people not romantically involved, but this usage is meant to convey irony, since such a meeting is not a date in the true sense of the word.
Yeah, Mike and I went on a date last night. He's cute, but I'm not sure if I want to get involved with him or not.
by Packy April 11, 2004
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The one thing you can't get if you're on this website.
The internets steals the souls of our youth. NO DATE FOR YOU!
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When the Man pays
Guy: Hey wanna go out on a date?
Girl: Only if you pay!
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An activity between 2 mutually attracted people which very often ends in one or both leaving sexually frustrated
Yeah, we went on a date last night then she took me to her place, but her mom was there
by Mike_Rauch October 13, 2008
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A lost art, virtually nonexistent in the 21st Century. Replaced by casual meetings for lunch or coffee where the bill is dutch and parties wear jeans.
We're going on a date, so he's picking me up at 8:00.
by kyopo82 August 27, 2006
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When two lovers go out for dinner and a movie.
Guy: Lets go for dinner and a movie.
Gal: It's a date!
by Mangoesss June 26, 2009
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