Prosextination

Procrastinating by having sex each time you get round to near being productive.

All this prosextination is really messing with my exams.

by koydsvoilsad June 1, 2013

protaxtination

Putting off your taxes until April 15th or later!

taxes, late, fees, dues, procrastinate, protaxtination, protaxtinate

by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009

protaxtination

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010

Prosextinating

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks

She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.

by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

Prosextinating

Prosextinate (verb)

To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.

Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam paper instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating..."

Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops!"

by Altar Echo February 13, 2025

Prosaxtinating

The art of playing your saxophone when you know that something important needs to get done.

Oh man, I've really got to study...nah, I'll play saxophone instead.

Prosaxtinating trumps all else.

by MBagsworth January 11, 2012