Prosextination
Prosextination by koydsvoilsad June 1, 2013
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protaxtination by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009
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Bill: What are you doing?
Bob: Watching Family Guy.
Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.
Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.
Bob: Watching Family Guy.
Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.
Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.
protaxtination by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010
Prosextinating
Prosextinating by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015
Prosextinating
Prosextinate (verb)
To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.
To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.
Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam paper instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating..."
Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops!"
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam paper instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating..."
Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops!"
Prosextinating by Altar Echo February 13, 2025
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Prosaxtinating by MBagsworth January 11, 2012
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