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Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.
Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontificate

1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people
Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich
Pontificate by JJ JJ man April 9, 2013

pontificate

pontificate to rant rave and other wise try to convise some one of your own pont with out careing if they are lising or not

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power of BS
the rantings of the phill god in all of his power fake knolage
pontificate by 2 beer queer May 22, 2005

pontificate

to think at length on a subject and/or topic that requires mulling over
I'll have to pontificate on that.
pontificate by Christina T April 5, 2008

pontificate

To poop on the pope. Normally from a great height, such as a poop deck.
Billy pontificated on the body of Jean Paul II as his way of remembering the good times they had shared.
pontificate by O_P September 28, 2005

pontificate

can also mean to spew shit or to be full of shit
pontificate by ^__^ June 28, 2004