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1. pontificate
pontificate to rant rave and other wise try to convise some one of your own pont with out careing if they are lising or not

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power of BS
the rantings of the phill god in all of his power fake knolage
by 2 beer queer May 20, 2005 add a video
2. Pontificate
1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people
Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich
3. pontificate
to think at length on a subject and/or topic that requires mulling over
I'll have to pontificate on that.
4. pontificate
slang;

it means "to take a shit"
can also mean to spew shit or to be full of shit
by ^__^ Jun 28, 2004 add a video
5. pontificate
the thoughts of those who are stoned
after hitting the bong, we pontificated some crazy ideas
by roor Mar 12, 2005 add a video
6. pontificate
To poop on the pope. Normally from a great height, such as a poop deck.
Billy pontificated on the body of Jean Paul II as his way of remembering the good times they had shared.
by O_P Sep 20, 2005 add a video
7. Pontificate
A euphemism used for "fuck." Succeeded by the previous, "whatever."
Ow! Fuck this door! I mean, pontificate this door!
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