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1.
To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.
Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
by FatMermaid January 24, 2014
 
2.
pontificate to rant rave and other wise try to convise some one of your own pont with out careing if they are lising or not

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power of BS
the rantings of the phill god in all of his power fake knolage
by 2 beer queer May 20, 2005
 
3.
1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people
Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich
by JJ JJ man April 09, 2013
 
4.
to stomp with one's shoe
Mr. White Key pontificates arachnids.
by kimiandkristin December 26, 2010
 
5.
to think at length on a subject and/or topic that requires mulling over
I'll have to pontificate on that.
by Christina T April 05, 2008
 
6.
the thoughts of those who are stoned
after hitting the bong, we pontificated some crazy ideas
by roor March 12, 2005
 
7.
slang;

it means "to take a shit"
can also mean to spew shit or to be full of shit
by ^__^ June 28, 2004