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1.
An army of fantastic guys, gals, and others that enjoy commencing in daily activities such as talking to Toby, watching Toby suck at video games, and get ignored by Toby when he talks to Justine. The Audience is generally found on a computer and/or smartphone. They stand weak alone, but their true force of epicosity is shown in numbers
Audience? What are you doing on Urban Dictionary, Audience? What's up Moe'sakra? Shoo!
by Audience #84,726 May 18, 2011
 
2.
A phrase you use when you walk into a room and everybody is staring in your grill.
I walked into the room and the audience began to gossip.
by Deja Vu October 13, 2005