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ploddle's blue lighters 

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.
Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)
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person who plods, esp one who works in a slow and persevering but uninspired manner
Geez that dude is a plodder
plodder by PenaltyPuller September 21, 2020
A slang term derived from pot hole. It is used to describe a person who never pays attention in bed. This "person" will most likely consider sandwiches to be orgasmic. If you're looking for a way to simulate a poddle, try a whale.
Dumbass: dude! pay attention while i'm tlaking to you!!!

Dumbass: Poddle?

Dumbass: poddle?

Dumbass: Not again!!!
poddle by Dumbass July 16, 2003

poddle smack 

it's what happens when you don't pay me my money bitch!
I had to poddle smack that bitch, LB, cause hoe needed to pay me my money.
poddle smack by shufluffy December 20, 2008
There is a ploodle in my backyard.
Ploodle by The cool noodle February 23, 2003
V- to prod cattle with either a hot metal object, or a sharp object.
i prodle'd that bitch!
proddle by LEVI HALLMAN March 25, 2005