2 definitions by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl

vantablack humour

humour so dark it has total hemispherical reflectances (THR) below 1.5% in the visible spectrum.

Agni: biden would slaughter 7 million jews if he could, but he cant bc he forgot

Taylor: wow that's some vantablack humour right there dawg

by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 28, 2023

ploddle's blue lighters

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.

Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)

by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023