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Short for Jesus. Used by Christians who don't want to "use the Lord's name in vain" even though it's just as bad.
Geez I'm hungry. Better go to the potluck.
by wong August 27, 2003
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Pronounced with a hard 'g' sound the 'g' in 'goat' or 'galaxy'), this is a relatively common Australian/New Zealand slang word for 'take a quick look at'. Is synonymous with 'gander' and 'squiz'.

Most commonly used preceeding the word 'giz' (contraction of 'give us', meaning 'Can I take a look at?' or 'Can I have?'). This is very informal english used mainly among people who know each other, and is not considered suitable for formal situations.
Can I have a geez at that paper?
Giz us a geez at what you got there.
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Describing a big expression. Such as pain or joy.
Danniel runs across the hallway and hits a plant,he screams out "geez that hurts".
by Sosy May 10, 2005
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Geez (hard 'G') is an intravenous shot of an illicit substance (e.g. IV meth or heroin). The slang was more heavily used in the 1960s.
"Geezin a Bit of Dee Gee", "I just did a fat geez now I'm going to be up all night"
by Nagelfar November 08, 2011
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friend, or ally...term of endearment coined by late far rockaway mixtape legend Stack Bundles
Yo geez meet me at the club in twenty minutes.
by cj83 January 29, 2010
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Shortened form of geezer, the salt of the earth bloke definition...
by Saucy August 14, 2003
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Short for the old nerdy saying "gee-whiz." Gee-whiz is an exclamitory word.
Geez Susie, how did you get a black eye?
by Randy Bonjour June 19, 2006
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