Mummifries 

The hard, crunchy, cold, perfectly preserved fries found on the floor, or in the seat cushions of your car.

Person 1:Dude I needed some change so I scrounged my car but all I found were some 3 week old mummifries.

Person 2: Gross!

Mummifries by xdnfx October 16, 2008

mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

Mummified 

To be the most stoned you ever been and basically cant move

Bro im so fried rn and i cant get up.

Damn bro you Mummified

Mummified by Yung Fiji Fre$h January 16, 2021

mummified 

When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.

Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.

mummified by RDJoe June 16, 2016

mummified dweebo

One who does not like people talking during a movie

"Quiet Down in Front!"
"Hey, stop being a mummified dweebo!!!'

mummified dweebo by t3h tr0n March 17, 2008

Mummified 

When a woman is not a mum and then becomes a mum through sexual intercourse.

She was mummified by her baby daddy

Mummified by CrackerPackage March 1, 2023

mummified 

a snout (penis) thats been wrapped in cloth for its own protection from a bobbiting maniac

i am mummified thanks to the phycho lorena bitch

mummified by snipper October 28, 2005