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1.
the loverly person who gave birth to me and has and will look after me 4 the rest of her life
i love u mummy
by elmo July 09, 2002
 
2.
A human turd wrapped carefully in toilet paper to resemble a hollywood mummy. Finishing touches of eyes and a smile by magic marker. Often referred as "Mummy's Revenge" when unknowingly placed behind a toilet in it's proverbial tomb.
Shannon placed an "upper deck" on Joe, and Bill layed a "mummy" behind his toilet.
by Billy LosManios September 14, 2006
 
3.
Lv2 Zombie
Omg a Mummy!
No its not its just a lv2 Zombie*headshots it*
by The only real ninja here January 22, 2010
 
4.
Downright stanky gas resulting from the digestion of fast food.

Taken from "What, did you cook, eat, and shit a mummy?"
Mike's got mummies. Everyone clear out.
by Sarah Correia March 04, 2004
 
5.
Mummy is a slang term used for a marijuana blunt with two joint papers wrapped around it turning the outside appearance white. This First originated in Summerville, South Carolina (also know as the 843).
Boy 1- Wanna come over to my house after school me and antoine rolled a mummy up

Boy 2- Yea i'd love to sounds like a real swell time

Boy 1- okay dude see you there
by {843} TJP {843} January 30, 2011
 
6.
A passive aggressive twit who complains rather than engaging their problem with an active solution.
OOC Mummy: 'Wow two freeps just killed a solo spider, they should delete'
by Xauron December 17, 2010
 
7.
A toilet clogged with toilet paper
That toilet's plugged, someone left a mummy in there!
by Poopadynitz November 29, 2012