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the loverly person who gave birth to me and has and will look after me 4 the rest of her life
i love u mummy
by elmo July 09, 2002
A human turd wrapped carefully in toilet paper to resemble a hollywood mummy. Finishing touches of eyes and a smile by magic marker. Often referred as "Mummy's Revenge" when unknowingly placed behind a toilet in it's proverbial tomb.
Shannon placed an "upper deck" on Joe, and Bill layed a "mummy" behind his toilet.
#mummy's revenge #upper deck #dryer deck #toilet humor #dirty jokes
by Billy LosManios September 14, 2006
Downright stanky gas resulting from the digestion of fast food.

Taken from "What, did you cook, eat, and shit a mummy?"
Mike's got mummies. Everyone clear out.
by Sarah Correia March 04, 2004
Lv2 Zombie
Omg a Mummy!
No its not its just a lv2 Zombie*headshots it*
#mumy #mummy #mommy #egypt #zombie
by The only real ninja here January 22, 2010
Mummy is a slang term used for a marijuana blunt with two joint papers wrapped around it turning the outside appearance white. This First originated in Summerville, South Carolina (also know as the 843).
Boy 1- Wanna come over to my house after school me and antoine rolled a mummy up

Boy 2- Yea i'd love to sounds like a real swell time

Boy 1- okay dude see you there
#mummy #marijuana #blunt #swiss roll #weed #pot #843 #summerville #south carolina
by {843} TJP {843} January 30, 2011
a word that white people say in place of Nigger. completely unracist, just useful for rapping along to songs
"just got rich, took a broke mummy's bitch, i could make a broke bitch rich"

"i ain't saying she a golddigger, but she ain't messin with no broke mummies"

"my mummy my mummy (ay)"
#rap #sing #rapping #white #black
by paradoxpops September 23, 2014
A toilet clogged with toilet paper
That toilet's plugged, someone left a mummy in there!
#shit #turd #crap #diarrhea #dookie #dump #bathroom #toilet paper #buttwipe
by Poopadynitz November 29, 2012
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