194 definitions by Mind Hunter the Profiler
Vivek Ramaswamy — A.K.A. Big Pharma IB Bro; Investment Banker Bro; Tandoori Trump; Poison Ivy League Pundit; and Conspiracy Curry Man by Conservative Christian Nationalists.
As conspiracy oriented and conservative as he is, he is still not White enough and Christian enough for the Conservative Christian Nationalist championing Donald Trump’s MAGA/MAHA Political Party.
Many think he is running to be Trump’s Vice-Presidential running partner — a kind of Demi-Indian Yang to Kāmāla Harris Demi-Indian yin. But, this is ridiculous because because the thinking processes among rank and file MAGA/MAHA members are not that subtle.
His name in most Indian Languages means “The Self-possessed Discriminative One Filled with the Adoration of Lord Rāmā.”
Indian Languages are meaning dense because of the long history of Indo-European culture and tradition. The actual cultural meaning of his name cannot endear him to Conservative Christian Nationals who would rather his name be something like: Mathew Luke-John Markwhiteman — which would be the western cultural equivalent of his name if Christian values were enshrined in his moniker.
Is America ready for flat breads and Basmati rice!!!!!!!????????
Vote for Vivek Ramaswamy, the Tandoori Trump. Pharma Bro Pharma Bro he’s our man; if he can’t do it NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s turn the American melting pot into a Tandoori Oven!!!!!
As conspiracy oriented and conservative as he is, he is still not White enough and Christian enough for the Conservative Christian Nationalist championing Donald Trump’s MAGA/MAHA Political Party.
Many think he is running to be Trump’s Vice-Presidential running partner — a kind of Demi-Indian Yang to Kāmāla Harris Demi-Indian yin. But, this is ridiculous because because the thinking processes among rank and file MAGA/MAHA members are not that subtle.
His name in most Indian Languages means “The Self-possessed Discriminative One Filled with the Adoration of Lord Rāmā.”
Indian Languages are meaning dense because of the long history of Indo-European culture and tradition. The actual cultural meaning of his name cannot endear him to Conservative Christian Nationals who would rather his name be something like: Mathew Luke-John Markwhiteman — which would be the western cultural equivalent of his name if Christian values were enshrined in his moniker.
Is America ready for flat breads and Basmati rice!!!!!!!????????
Vote for Vivek Ramaswamy, the Tandoori Trump. Pharma Bro Pharma Bro he’s our man; if he can’t do it NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s turn the American melting pot into a Tandoori Oven!!!!!
Vote for Vivek Ramaswamy, the Tandoori Trump. Pharma Bro Pharma Bro he’s our man; if he can’t do it NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s turen the American melting pot into a Tandoori Oven!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 26, 2023
A expression one can either yell or speak with a quiet dignity to comrades when advancing towards almost certain death. This saying moved from insider military slang into popular consciousness through Hollywood’s portrayal of Vietnam era battles that foreground moments of suicidal bravado.
Gentlemen, we are outnumbered and almost out of ammo; It’s going to go hand to hand. It’s been a pleasure serving with you; and: it’s been a hell of a war!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2022
fauxitus — Penetrative sex using a harness and a phallic simulacrum of some type to stimulate the G-spot in women; or, the prostate in men. Some enjoy the experience of dilation using stimulators of graduating sizes and lengths.
Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Coitus, fauxitus — it’s the 21st century; what’s a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2023
I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.
“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.
“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.
Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
Sankofa viewing — Sankofa is an African word from the Akan tribe in Ghana. The literal translation of the word and it associated symbol is “it is not taboo to fetch what is at risk of being left behind.”
In contemporary parlance a Sankofa viewing is going back and watching to prior episodes of a series that you are bingeing to both refresh your memory and to see if the series is well written.
By tracing the backstories of the major characters you will easily be able to tell if the story arcs are well planned; or, if a group of writers are just throwing some third act plot twist shite against a wall to see if it will stick!!!!!
For practicing this art I DO NOT RECOMMEND THE WALKING DEAD OR ANY OF ITS CLONES because you will be terribly disappointed by the writing and a group of writers were throwing a lot of third act plot twist shite against the wall to see if it would stick!!!!!!!
The Sopranos, on the other hand, will not disappoint and rewards rewatching, They were telling you where it was going from episode one.
Amazingly, when you get good at this with binge watching visual mediums, it may be useful to read a book or two. Most good books reward a Sankofa Reading. After all, isn’t that why writing was invented?
But, ya gotta start somewhere.
In contemporary parlance a Sankofa viewing is going back and watching to prior episodes of a series that you are bingeing to both refresh your memory and to see if the series is well written.
By tracing the backstories of the major characters you will easily be able to tell if the story arcs are well planned; or, if a group of writers are just throwing some third act plot twist shite against a wall to see if it will stick!!!!!
For practicing this art I DO NOT RECOMMEND THE WALKING DEAD OR ANY OF ITS CLONES because you will be terribly disappointed by the writing and a group of writers were throwing a lot of third act plot twist shite against the wall to see if it would stick!!!!!!!
The Sopranos, on the other hand, will not disappoint and rewards rewatching, They were telling you where it was going from episode one.
Amazingly, when you get good at this with binge watching visual mediums, it may be useful to read a book or two. Most good books reward a Sankofa Reading. After all, isn’t that why writing was invented?
But, ya gotta start somewhere.
A new season of What We Do in the Shadows is about to start; let’s do a Sankofa viewing of the series and the movie so that we can catch all of the details and the subtleties.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 28, 2023
impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023
MAHA — MAHA means MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN.
Since the advent of MAGA, Americans have gotten waaaaaaaaaay to comfortable with saying “the quiet part out loud”. It’s hard to get one’s head around the idea that the base of the Republican Party represents what has been called “Right Wing Christian Nationalism” as part of a worldwide reaction to a demographically changing world.
A recent example: When Lauri Carleton’s Pride flag got torn down, she always replaced it with a bigger one. Then someone killed her over it.
Killed.
For flying a flag.
In America.
Just a single example to be illustrative but not exhaustive. Urban Dictionary has a word/character count and I can’t possibly innumerate even just all of the most recent examples.
MAHA — MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN!!!!
Since the advent of MAGA, Americans have gotten waaaaaaaaaay to comfortable with saying “the quiet part out loud”. It’s hard to get one’s head around the idea that the base of the Republican Party represents what has been called “Right Wing Christian Nationalism” as part of a worldwide reaction to a demographically changing world.
A recent example: When Lauri Carleton’s Pride flag got torn down, she always replaced it with a bigger one. Then someone killed her over it.
Killed.
For flying a flag.
In America.
Just a single example to be illustrative but not exhaustive. Urban Dictionary has a word/character count and I can’t possibly innumerate even just all of the most recent examples.
MAHA — MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN!!!!
In order to make America great again — MAGA; apparently, you first have to make America hate again — MAHA!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023