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mummified 

When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.
Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.
mummified by RDJoe June 16, 2016

Mummified 

When a woman is not a mum and then becomes a mum through sexual intercourse.
She was mummified by her baby daddy
Mummified by CrackerPackage March 1, 2023

mummified 

a snout (penis) thats been wrapped in cloth for its own protection from a bobbiting maniac
i am mummified thanks to the phycho lorena bitch
mummified by snipper October 28, 2005

mummified 

cumming on a girl and taping her whole body.
mummified is a two step process. First, when having sex cum as much as u can on a girl if u need more people add more guys to help. Second, when you have cummed all over the female tape up her whole body, with the cum still on her

mummified 

when fuckin in the ass and about to cum you pull out and spit on their back and they turn thinking that you're done and you shoot 'em right in the eyes and they walk around witht their arms out.
I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I spit on her back and she turned around and I mummified her. She walked around for five minutes looking for something to rinse her eyes out.
mummified by legault October 4, 2005

mummified 

The act of putting semen all over a person's body.
guy 1 : Yo dude join my Minecraft server
guy 2: hold on dude I'm getting mummified
mummified by poop stock May 10, 2019