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methesis 

A long rant on a social media site or forum, usually trying to convey the writer's point of view, relate a story, or explain their conspiracy theory. 'Methesis' is a portmanteau of 'meth'(amphetamine) and 'thesis', which is often a long written document, often hundreds of pages in length, written as the culmination of a research project or term of study.
Damn, that tweaker left us a methesis paper on why he shouldn't be banned because the CIA is spying on his computer.

I got a methesis from my employee today about why he was too sick to work. If he kept it short, I might have believed him.
methesis by TK421isAFK July 9, 2023
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Matheist 

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.
I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.
Matheist by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010

Mathisism 

A Buddhist religious sect that that follows the philosophy of Mathis Miles that rejects Jonathon Hills as a Buddhist prophet and is more liberal on many social issues. It is fundamentally opposed to Jonathonist Buddhism which is more conservative in nature and has a sting liking of Tik Tok
Person 1: Dude, what’s your religion man?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?
Mathisism by Thicctator February 20, 2019

elle mathesson 

Jenn Rivell's (bam margera's finacee') daughter. she is 8 years old and very cute. Jenn had her from a previous marriage with Nate Mathesson.
Elle is so precious isn't she?
elle mathesson by countrygirl January 1, 2005

elle mathesson 

Disturbed and abandoned little girl who is usually photographed giving the middle finger. It's a shame that she had to grow up knowing that her mother is a whore. As Jenn Rivell has very little to do with the child some are still holding out hope that Elle may turn out allright.
Poor Elle got abandoned by her mommy.
elle mathesson by Sometimes February 15, 2005

Masthesis 

Short form of Master Thesis used by students to motivate themselves to start to write it as soon as possible
I haven’t started to write my Masthesis.
How is your Masthesis going?
Masthesis by Lorys April 21, 2020
Mathéis is a really

REALLY person you can laugh with
But he can really be annoying sometime and when he is annoying you just want to hit him

But he is really kind and he is really suportive and when you are sad he will do everything for you to be happy :D
It's a name so i guess when you want to call him like "Hey Mathéis !" Ect....
Mathéis by Chongyun_Lover November 24, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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