1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.

candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.

n00b: "Oh look, Landover Baptist! This has gotta be the freakiest site on the net!" Admin: "OLD." *thread locked*

Matrix Revolutions was an old movie.

The past he kept bringing up to my face is gotten real old right about now!

"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me

"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"

Sarah: Why did Mr. Perkins say that he saw me kill a baby in Vietnam?

Annabelle: Don't blame him. He's just old.

Sarah: I'm only 22. I wasn't even born when the Vietnam War was going on!

Annabelle: He's not just old, he's OLD.