Skip to main content

Masterbassion

Share definition
(n.);masterbassing-(v.) pronounced: Mast-er-bash-un
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.
Idle hands lead to masterbassion.
by Glason j Laausser March 26, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Masterbassion mug.

Masterbathon

Share definition
a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"
by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004
Flag
mugGet the Masterbathon mug.

Masterbeast

Share definition
To masterbeast is:

1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.

or

2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.
1) Yesterday I was masterbeasting because you guys didn't want to play with me.

2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.
by THE ON3 November 2, 2011
Flag
mugGet the Masterbeast mug.
A very nasty woman; the mother of all nasty women. A woman of questionable ethics.
That masterbitch got me kicked out of the theater.
by travelmop February 9, 2010
Flag
mugGet the masterbitch mug.

masterbask

Share definition
When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.
No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.

I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
by rpcgal October 12, 2010
Flag
mugGet the masterbask mug.

masterblathering

Share definition
Excited, pointless and always somehow self-referential verbal-diarrhea. (See ANY Tarantino interview.)
Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:

"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"

"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"

"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"
by ginsoak May 8, 2008
Flag
mugGet the masterblathering mug.

Management Masterbation

Share definition
When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.
Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.
by jayray59 May 6, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Management Masterbation mug.