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1.
A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.
by The Observer May 06, 2003
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2.
Karate teacher named Bation
Thank you for calming me down Master Bation
by Speas March 09, 2003
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3.
The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters
According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
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4.
1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."
by KooKid October 23, 2009
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5.
a common misspelling of mastUrbation
Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!
by John July 26, 2003
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6.
simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasn't done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won't ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see limp dick motherfucker
i probably could not go a week without masterbation
by pothhead October 18, 2008
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7.
the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.
I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.
by Mega Phunkatron March 21, 2003
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