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LMFAOFOCROFPML
Laugh My Fucking Ass Off Fall Off Chair Roll On Floor Piss Myself Laughing. Unbelievable hilarity has ensued, the type you'd normally experience during an episode of Family Guy.
LMFAOFOCROFPML by OCE November 2, 2003
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LMFAOBTWTFF
Fernie:> Dude, shoulda been here. Josie Rosie just tbagd that dbag xbf of Monica's
Eddie:> LMFAOBTWTFF! FTP!
Eddie:> LMFAOBTWTFF! FTP!
LMFAOBTWTFF by The Original Shoebrush April 30, 2009
LMFAOROTF
LMFAOROTF by Central Texas Dude July 20, 2010
LMFAOBT
Me: hey did you see that biatch picking her nose, I thought she was gonna pull out her brain?
Friend: Yeah, I was LMFAOBT at her, she was a dumb ass, so her brain would have come out easily through her nose.
Friend: Yeah, I was LMFAOBT at her, she was a dumb ass, so her brain would have come out easily through her nose.
LMFAOBT by paulusthewalrus June 19, 2010
LMFAOAOTFFTIFE
Laugh My Fucking Ass Off All Over The Fucking Floor Til I Fucking Explode. It is used when you read something really funny while instant messageing
Billy says:
Last night I gave my girlfriend an Alaskin Firedraggon. It was awesome, but she dumped me..
Jim says:
LMFAOAOTFFTIFE!!!
Last night I gave my girlfriend an Alaskin Firedraggon. It was awesome, but she dumped me..
Jim says:
LMFAOAOTFFTIFE!!!
LMFAOAOTFFTIFE by Nunchanto March 15, 2007
LMFAOBOAT
LMFAOBOAT by P33nChristine May 10, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026