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LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB 

One of the longest internet acronyms, LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB, stands for "Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Cat, Nearly Dying By Falling Out Of The Window In Front Of A Guy Who Looks Like Bill Gates, Who Then Horrified, Runs Out On The Street And Is Accidentally Killed By A Yellow Bulldozer".

To be used when something is INCREDIBLY funny. Should not be used unless you are ACTUALLY laughing.
Person 1: " .. and that's when the banker said 'That's not the golfer! That's my wife!' "
Person 2: "LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB."

lmaoarotfbnq 

Laughing my ass off, almost rolling on the floor, but not quite

Used in situations where you feel like your ass will fall off but your still sitting in your chair, about to start rolling on the floor
Example 1

Person #1 "Hahaha is that a guy or a girl?!"

Person #2 "LMAOAROTFBNQ! I don't know!!"

Example 2

Person #1 "OMG it's Mr Potato Head!"

Person #2 "ahahah I'm lmaoarotfbnq!"
lmaoarotfbnq by jman96 April 25, 2011

LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB

Acronym, derived from LOL (laugh out loud) LMAO (laughing my ass off) and ROFL (rolling on floor laughing).

LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB: Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer.
Bob: So then I says 'that's not a cow, it's my sister!'
Sam: omg... LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB

lmfaoroffloflhaha 

Laughing my fucking ass off rolling on the fucking floor laughing out fucking loud, haha.

Something you say when you want to sarcastically exaggerate laughing on the internet.
Bob - "Your mom"
Nat - "lmfaoroffloflhaha, stfu."
lmfaoroffloflhaha by gsgsaggar October 7, 2008

Lmaorolfbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootraiakbayb 

1.This is the longest variation of "lol". It stands for: laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates who then horrified, runs out onto the road and is accidently killed by a yellow bulldozer.
"Lmaorolfbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootraiakbayb, your joke was funny"

lmaorofl 

A combination of the word LMAO (meaning laughing my ass off) and ROFL (rolling on floor laughing) to create a super word (LMAOROFL) which you use when you are laughing your ass off while rolling on the floor.
Bob: your gay
Tom: LMAOROFL YOU SPELT YOU'RE WRONG!!!
Bob: you're gay
lmaorofl by Rachelle! October 29, 2006