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LMFAOROTF by Central Texas Dude July 20, 2010
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LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB
One of the longest internet acronyms, LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB, stands for "Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Cat, Nearly Dying By Falling Out Of The Window In Front Of A Guy Who Looks Like Bill Gates, Who Then Horrified, Runs Out On The Street And Is Accidentally Killed By A Yellow Bulldozer".
To be used when something is INCREDIBLY funny. Should not be used unless you are ACTUALLY laughing.
To be used when something is INCREDIBLY funny. Should not be used unless you are ACTUALLY laughing.
Person 1: " .. and that's when the banker said 'That's not the golfer! That's my wife!' "
Person 2: "LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB."
Person 2: "LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB."
LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB by ainzeldeeee November 18, 2009
lmaoarotfbnq
Laughing my ass off, almost rolling on the floor, but not quite
Used in situations where you feel like your ass will fall off but your still sitting in your chair, about to start rolling on the floor
Used in situations where you feel like your ass will fall off but your still sitting in your chair, about to start rolling on the floor
Example 1
Person #1 "Hahaha is that a guy or a girl?!"
Person #2 "LMAOAROTFBNQ! I don't know!!"
Example 2
Person #1 "OMG it's Mr Potato Head!"
Person #2 "ahahah I'm lmaoarotfbnq!"
Person #1 "Hahaha is that a guy or a girl?!"
Person #2 "LMAOAROTFBNQ! I don't know!!"
Example 2
Person #1 "OMG it's Mr Potato Head!"
Person #2 "ahahah I'm lmaoarotfbnq!"
lmaoarotfbnq by jman96 April 25, 2011
LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB
Acronym, derived from LOL (laugh out loud) LMAO (laughing my ass off) and ROFL (rolling on floor laughing).
LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB: Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer.
LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB: Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer.
Bob: So then I says 'that's not a cow, it's my sister!'
Sam: omg... LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB
Sam: omg... LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB
LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB by Pasticmouth June 24, 2005
lmfaoroffloflhaha
Laughing my fucking ass off rolling on the fucking floor laughing out fucking loud, haha.
Something you say when you want to sarcastically exaggerate laughing on the internet.
Something you say when you want to sarcastically exaggerate laughing on the internet.
lmfaoroffloflhaha by gsgsaggar October 7, 2008
Lmaorolfbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootraiakbayb
1.This is the longest variation of "lol". It stands for: laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates who then horrified, runs out onto the road and is accidently killed by a yellow bulldozer.
Lmaorolfbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootraiakbayb by OrangeSplat December 20, 2009
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