Inocent Bystander
Inocent Bystander by DeVonTheDucer July 31, 2003
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The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off someone else with that hand. Very similar to the "stranger".
My girlfriend prefers the innocent bystander treatment during foreplay, but I couldn't get my hand to fall asleep
innocent bystander by TheDonGregga December 15, 2016
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Innocent bystander
There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.
There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.
Innocent bystander by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
innocent bystanders
1. Someone who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
2. Members (currently 12) of a popular group blog of the same name.
2. Members (currently 12) of a popular group blog of the same name.
1. The evil-doers drove a car through a crowd of <i>innocent bystanders</i>.
2. Innocent Bystanders welcomes all races, creeds and orientations to comment.
2. Innocent Bystanders welcomes all races, creeds and orientations to comment.
innocent bystanders by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006
Innocent Barstandercize
Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.
-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.
-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.
-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.
-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.
That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.
Innocent Barstandercize by strjock81 June 6, 2011
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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