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To be patronising in the extreme. Innocent person: "Did you watch..."
boother: "No I didn't watch anything last night, so don't even begin to ask me what I watched last night. Because if you ask me what I asked last night, I'll say nothing, and then this will have been a total waste of time!" Innocent bystander: "Say what?" |
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| 2. | Hipster Shower | ||
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Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never. Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?
Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers. |
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| 3. | Innocent Likestander | ||
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When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend. Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.
Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall? Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information. Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander. |
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| 4. | PMS Splatter | ||
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The area of effect that results from the explosion of Menstruation. Usually hits innocent bystanders or rarely teachers, pets, inanimate objects, cleaning supplies, facebook walls, and more. Girl: *PMS explode*
Innocent Bystander: "Come on man, I just dry cleaned this leather jacket from last month's PMS splatter, I don't want to again." |
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| 5. | bystander | ||
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A person who is standing near and sees something that happens, without being involved in it. Several innocent bystanders were hurt when the two gangs attacked each other.
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| 6. | lad | ||
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An Australian term used to describe teenagers who wear a nautica, polo or nike white hat, tilted upright revealing the front of their hair with the strap at the back done up tight so it is dangling out the back, a striped polo or nautica shirt with the collar popped and either saucony or nautica trackies or shorts, topped off with nike Tnz which are fresh. These lads think they are tough but are generally small and skinny and travel in packs trying to roll other innocent bystanders for their worth. The lad threatened the innocent bystander by saying 'Wat bra! i'll shank ya lad', after completing his theft he headed up to a blank wall and began to graffiti.
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| 7. | bi-standard | ||
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A very uncommon misspelling of "bystander", used occasionally by benevolent Wichitans.
Also, could be a euphemism referring to bisexuality. This is not confirmed as of yet. "...there were innocent bi-standards..."
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