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This is when you and your parner fuck when one or both of you is ill.

You and your partner are dirty nimphos and don't care you get fucking coughed over, sneezed on... or have nose dribble drip on you.

You can ignour or even enjoy the desgusting sound of your parner chocking on their own phlem.

Guy1: Me and the wife are ill, but we still had great sex last night...

Guy2: Ewww! You dirty bastards had Flusex!

Flusex by Lumox December 20, 2010

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flusey

A female who flirts with lots of men and has probably had sex with lots of men.

"Did you see Erin Burnett flirting with that group of guys again, she is such a flusey."

flusey by jack.ca October 31, 2007

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Flusex • Fluser • fausexual • Flosexual • flosexual/romantic • Flosexuelle • flubexia • Fluse • flusey • Frusexual

Frusexual

A person who is Sexually frustrating. It doesn't matter what gender you're attracted to, it's not like you'll ever have sex anyway.

"How is he still a virgin? is he gay or something?"
"Nah. he's just Frusexual"

Frusexual by Spinning boi August 21, 2022

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Fluse

A combination of Funk music and Blues music.

Hey man what type of music do you like?

I like jazz and Fluse

Fluse by StephenMparisi January 20, 2017

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Flosexual

Dumb people who like flowers and are mocking lgbtq

Dan:did u hear about flosexual

stacy:yea its stupid

Flosexual by Empss April 29, 2021

fusexy

...pronunciation ... fuh-sexy... Meaning that the person is Fucking Sexy.

I wish he was mine because he is so fusexy.

fusexy by Gabreyelle November 19, 2007

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Fluser

A person who failed to take advantage of all the seasonal flu shots and prevention opportunities given by their employer and local governments, and as a result, contracts the flu.

Danny's health insurance offers free flu shots, but due to his procrastinating, he missed out on getting his shot, and completely forgot about it. Now he's in bed whining about how lousy the flu makes him feel, and wallowing in his own mucus. What a fluser he is!

Fluser by David W. Irish February 6, 2013

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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