fausexual

Someone to pretends to be heterosexual, but is in a secret relationship with one or more of the same gender. Fausexuals are known to be extremely perverted and spend most of their time watching pornos while masturbating.

Guy 1: Did you hear Derek came out yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah, he said he was a fausexual or something.
Guy 1: I really feel bad for the guy...

by TheGuyInTheBox June 20, 2011